The singular hair you often find resting across the purple end of your penis, usually noticed when pissing. Reminiscent of the comb-over once sported by Bobby Charlton
by Neil "freesome" Wilson October 17, 2008

by Bridgy February 23, 2006

Ashton: Bucky, Plumms is really getting on my nerves.
Bucky: Ya I know. I think you should give him a sweaty bobby.
Ashton: I will!
Bucky: Ya I know. I think you should give him a sweaty bobby.
Ashton: I will!
by funny man. April 2, 2010

by hjdgsjdghjdhajkdg November 19, 2018

Solving a jigsaw puzzle with the pieces image side down, significantly increasing the difficulty.
As seen performed by Bobby Budnick in Season 1, Episode 10 of the 1990’s Nickelodeon show “Salute Your Shorts”.
As seen performed by Bobby Budnick in Season 1, Episode 10 of the 1990’s Nickelodeon show “Salute Your Shorts”.
by Vincent McAllister April 1, 2020

Someone that is frustrating, rude, ignorant.
Someone you don't understand that doesn't know how to communicate in an affectionate way. Instead they are just fucking watching football and looking for a place to put their cock...if it was a dude named bobby they would still fuck him if it was happening while watching football (two things football and cock garage they are a "bobbycocker"
Someone you don't understand that doesn't know how to communicate in an affectionate way. Instead they are just fucking watching football and looking for a place to put their cock...if it was a dude named bobby they would still fuck him if it was happening while watching football (two things football and cock garage they are a "bobbycocker"
Example of correct usage
women : blah blah blah blah Did you hear what the fuck I just said?
Man: ............
Women : fucking bobby cocker
women : blah blah blah blah Did you hear what the fuck I just said?
Man: ............
Women : fucking bobby cocker
by the mck May 19, 2015

the epitome of bitches. the softest form of weak-sauce known to mankind. bobby bitchcakes are known to flop, pussy-out, and/or flake for little to no reason at all. they accept their status as a bitchcake and has given up on any form of respect from their peers.
by man in the woods May 16, 2016
