Blitzkriegsturmwagon

An automobile of Germanic origin capable of winning lightening attacks on unsuspecting cars of the same class.

Was that a Blitzkriegsturmwagon that just blew the doors off of my Toyota?

by Dancnbare January 11, 2012

Blitzkrieg Pop

When you are banging your German girlfriend and you cum too fast.

My girlfriend Heide was riding my dick so hard she caused me to Blitzkrieg Pop.

by dawgtopper August 6, 2016

Blitzkreig

A Brit’s worst nigtmare

Our house off Abbey Road got BlitzKreiged by the Germans. You boys better hurry off into the countryside then.

by 3du March 1, 2019

blitzex

Genshin Impact streamer who is very famoose on tiktok and twitch. He is very cool.

Person 1: “Hey dude have you heard of ‘Blitzex?’”

Person 2: “Yeah I have! He carried me on the event this week..”

by wormsucks July 2, 2021

Blitzkreig

Blitzkreig is a term commonly used to define Nazi German tactics from 1939-1945
Although, it was not commonly used by generals and other military personnel to define their tactics.
At the current moment, its more used as a buzzword
The tactic used many tanks and planes, as to achieve quick victory in a battle or war

Individual 1: Anyway, those german blitzkreig tactics were very good in ww2, werent they?
Individual 2:Yep, they sure were.

by Chad3 July 25, 2022

stupid blitz

this is the name that you call someone when they don't do something that everyone else is doing, and because of this, they miss out on something really cool happening

Gabby: I'm not going on the field trip.

*Gabby doesn't go on the field trip and a high speed chase happens on the highway on the way back from the field trip.*

Gabby: Aw, crap! I missed out! I am such a stupid blitz!

by lzrdbrth225 December 19, 2010

Backdoor Blitzkrieg

When making sweet love to your gal, just following the moment of ejaculation and while still inside of her, you fart...loudly.

That bastard caught me off guard with a Backdoor Blitzkrieg .

by scerrie June 14, 2016