ticket blaster experience

when Chuck E. Cheese cums tickets all over your fucking goddamn face

The ticket blaster experience made my child sooooooooooo happy.

by Supah Dave October 5, 2013

grundle blaster

The separate hair clipper that men of Middle Eastern, Southern or Eastern Eurpean descent own, keep and segregate apart from any and all other household hair cutting devices and tools for the sole and explicit purpose of trimming their grundle.

Hey Mufasa, have you seen my Grundle Blaster?

by Shark week! October 11, 2015

iron blaster

Shotgun

Pass me the iron blaster I'm gonna blast these faggots

by Shotgun October 15, 2015

Clit blaster

After gently violating the vaginal orifice, the woman clitoris is violently ravished through means of digital or oral stimulation, causing a plethera of ejaculate.

Im currently doing laundry because of the mess that chick made after I gave her the clit blaster.

by TASHAK July 24, 2016

Flying blaster

A powerful finger blasting using the right ring finger; with the aid of a pully system elevating an overweight female towards the roof defying gravity

Barry gave Nat the ultimate flying blaster in the Red Baboon.

by Otterspocket1 November 6, 2016

Dawn Blaster

Sexual intercourse first thing when you wake up. May not be at dawn, but certainly before breakfast. Usually on a week day.

I woke up with the Missus' mouth on my cock early this morning, had a great dawn blaster.

by TidyUnderpants February 23, 2017

Glabby blaster

The act of dropping a giant dump from a tree over 20ft. In the air onto a group of people playing monopoly.

Man Sambone I noticed a group of people playing monopoly in the park, so I climbed the tallest tree near them and gave them the ol' glabby blaster!!

by shlemmy von farplestein May 27, 2017