Bleeding snake

Is when you suck a cock so god dam long it starts cumming blood
Stop sucking babe I’m about to get a bleeding snake!
by Moose calf69 June 28, 2020
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Seasons bleedings

When one or many girls in your life are on there period during the Christmas season! Usually making Christmas an emotional nightmare.
I bought Sue that new coat she wanted for Christmas, but she was on her seasons bleedings and all she could do was yell at me because I didn't shovel the driveway right.
by guyoutnumbered December 09, 2010
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bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.
Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
by hurtn squirtn January 19, 2012
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until bleed

do something until bleed
do something until bleed
by vxid May 14, 2021
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bleeding the weasel

To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.
Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.
by Emerica ann August 26, 2014
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Napalm Bleed

The act of an insane nose bleed. Usually found in animes, and people who are about to die.
When I saw that girl I had a Napalm Bleed
by MemoliLover February 02, 2019
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bleeding flu

1.when a female is on her period and is hanging with friends and the friend gets their period the next day.
"god dammit Kelly, you gave me the bleeding flu!!!!"
"it wasn't my fault Barbara."

"fucking Kelly."
by big things small things March 14, 2018
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