A meaningless email wish to have a happy birthday, sent to you by a computer on your birthday from one of the stores, banks, or websites where you have entered your personal information, including your birth date.
by tquinn January 31, 2012
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"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
by PlaidAndSubtract January 3, 2013
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When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.
by Mr.Noose October 26, 2013
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Friend 2: "That's okay, I'm still in the birthday zone."
Friend 2: "That's okay, I'm still in the birthday zone."
by iEATyourCUPCAKE November 5, 2013
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" hey how was your birthday ?
Fine thanks but my thumb aches from liking all the 'happy birthdays' on Facebook . think I've got birthday thumb
Fine thanks but my thumb aches from liking all the 'happy birthdays' on Facebook . think I've got birthday thumb
by Yolo4ever May 18, 2016
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by silkyswag October 8, 2016
Get the birthdayzilla mug.The level of friendship you deem necessary to exist between you and a friend to warrant posting on their wall when Facebook alerts you it is in fact their birthday.
Wife: Hey, honey, did you wish my cousin Jay a "Happy Birthday" on Facebook?
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.
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