behead the brown tortoise

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.

"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."

by A Dub November 10, 2008

Behnkerse

To make excuses for oneself

I didn't grade your tests last night because I behnkerse behnkerse behnkerse

by Behnke army March 14, 2011

Behonce

Sexy Mofo

Dayum she a Behonce

by DeFuZioN July 21, 2018

Behare

behare is a very sweet girl. She does not want to hurt anyone and is very warm-hearted. She is very pretty and has a great character

behare is very direct, you should not mess with her. The boys like her, because of her fantastic character and because she is a special person.

by arianagrandeeeee January 6, 2019

beheading

When someone cuts off someone else head. This can happen a number of ways. Decapitation is another word for it.

Mary Queen of Scotts had a beheading last week.

by Carter335783 January 31, 2020

Behenno

Behenno is a Singapore-born, India-raised, London-based recording artist and producer, known for songs like "Bigger" and "Parallel." He started off by releasing a flurry of remixes that gained traction online, and then transitioned into original singles like “Looking for You,” “Different/Missing" in 2019 and onwards.

Person 1: "Did you hear that new Behenno track?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it slapped!"

by yerrderrhurr June 4, 2021

behra

A Cuban name originates from a the small lake side town

People with this name usually suffer from micro penis and up-syndrome

My friend behra is a good man but a dumb one

by WhyIsLife04 October 12, 2021