AAA battery 

AAA batteries are people who identify as Agender, Asexual and Aromantic.

-That person is an AAA battery.
-What does that mean?
-It means they identify as agender, asexual and aromantic

AAA battery by F.dR May 4, 2021

Chelsea "Banter" Club

Chelsea "Banter" Club is typically referred to as Chelsea FC. They are a banter club for many reasons, including the bottom-half spot in the premier league. Chelsea Football Club is a shit club just like its fellow London team Tottenham. Hopefully, they get a fucking manager who can manage.

Lionel Messi: Yo Cristiano, did you see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City?
Cristiano Ronaldo: No, I didn't see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City.

Chelsea "Banter" Club by depressedchelseafan May 19, 2023

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

AAA-Battery 

An Asexual-Aromatic-Agender person with enough energy that they are feared by gods.

Are you a AAA-Battery, because you have some great dance moves!

Do I want coffee? No, I’m a AAA-Battery: I’ve got energy for days.

AAA-Battery by 10 Pigeons June 11, 2022

Banter Biter

A person that gets irritated or bites really easy when banter is thrown at him.

Rupert is such a Banter Biter!, he really does not like it when you bad mouth his car!

Banter Biter by Lukeg83 January 27, 2009

chemlight batteries 

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors

"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"

chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003

Social battery 

A metaphor for a persons capacity to intermingle with groups of people in one setting.

Often used by introverts to describe their anxiety of having to interact with large crowds.

I couldn't stay at the event for more than 20 minutes because my social battery dies quickly.

Social battery by Llorona May 24, 2017