The rare but possible female teabag where any part of the female genitalia is pressed against another person's face, typically while sleeping or heavily sedated from drugs or alcohol.
When she got out the shower, she gave me a taco bar. I couldn't complain.
The 'ho passed out, so all of her friends gave her a taco bar.
There's nothing like waking up to a warm taco bar.
The 'ho passed out, so all of her friends gave her a taco bar.
There's nothing like waking up to a warm taco bar.
by Trav1s April 22, 2008
A Bar Joke is a very generic joke (if not the most generic joke ever), sometimes it is a real joke but other times is used as a way to exemplify a joke "do you know the joke of a man that walked into a bar?"
Most of the time, this kind of joke start with a "X walks into a bar...", where X can be a a single person,a animal,or a group of persons.
X can also be classified in different kind :
religious : a Muslim, a Rabin and a catholic
racist :a Indian, a black man, a Asian.
xenophobe :a german, british, american, irish, italian.
dirt joke (not for kids) :a gay, a parrot(*).
zoo :a kangaroo, a penguin, a bear, a elephant (see joke 1)
(*) there is a 99% chance that a joke that involve a parrot in a bar is a for-adults-only joke.
Most of the time, this kind of joke start with a "X walks into a bar...", where X can be a a single person,a animal,or a group of persons.
X can also be classified in different kind :
religious : a Muslim, a Rabin and a catholic
racist :a Indian, a black man, a Asian.
xenophobe :a german, british, american, irish, italian.
dirt joke (not for kids) :a gay, a parrot(*).
zoo :a kangaroo, a penguin, a bear, a elephant (see joke 1)
(*) there is a 99% chance that a joke that involve a parrot in a bar is a for-adults-only joke.
1) Bar Joke 1:
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a martini, drinks it and pulls out a five dollar bill to pay for it. The bartender picks up the dough, gives him his change...and charges the kangaroo $1.50 for the martini.
“Then as the kangaroo’s leaving, the bartender tells me he’s never seen a kangaroo in his bar before.
“No,” says the kangaroo, “and at these prices you never will again!”
2)Bar Joke 2:
Ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender refuses: “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
3)Bar Joke 3:
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a martini, drinks it and pulls out a five dollar bill to pay for it. The bartender picks up the dough, gives him his change...and charges the kangaroo $1.50 for the martini.
“Then as the kangaroo’s leaving, the bartender tells me he’s never seen a kangaroo in his bar before.
“No,” says the kangaroo, “and at these prices you never will again!”
2)Bar Joke 2:
Ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender refuses: “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
3)Bar Joke 3:
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"
by magallanes September 03, 2010
A hostess bar, commonly Asian in nature, where men buy overpriced drinks for young women for conversation, attention, and in some cases sexual activity. The women get 50% to 75% of the drink price as payment.
In Hawaii, ladies drinks start at $20 and go up to thousands on occasion. Hostess bars exist for example in Japan, Korea, China, Vietnam, Hawaii, and California. In Hawaii almost all are run by women of Korean or Vietnamese descent.
by m-dude-99 October 26, 2007
Imprisoned, particularly inside a jail cell (usually the type with vertical metal bars that keep inmates from escaping).
by d_art July 06, 2005
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by Ikillhajis77 February 10, 2010
by LordWatson July 12, 2003