A fun place to go to when you're broke and/or need to get off. They let you borrow their free porn so that you can rub one out into a cup, AND you get paid! Make sure you don't get a magazine that has "water damage"
You get $50 per visit, but the thing is you have to go at least once a week and go through a pretty thorough screening process. And after 20 or so successful ejaculates, you get $60 per visit.
Getting paid to jerk off. What a deal! Sign me up.
Getting paid to jerk off. What a deal! Sign me up.
by masterbaiter December 13, 2004
Get the sperm bankmug. adjective.
Used to express generally positive feelings or outcomes (1). Can also be used to praise, and commend (2).
Precise background and history not known, though it is frequently paired with other ghetto terms such as platinum (3). From this, it can be inferred that this term
Used to express generally positive feelings or outcomes (1). Can also be used to praise, and commend (2).
Precise background and history not known, though it is frequently paired with other ghetto terms such as platinum (3). From this, it can be inferred that this term
1. "I won the lottery! Money in the bank!"
2. "You railed her ass and she didn't complain? Money in the bank!"
2. "You railed her ass and she didn't complain? Money in the bank!"
by Catsby June 5, 2004
Get the money in the bankmug. Noun to describe a series of vacation days in the old country. The banks are on holiday... so why should the rest of the lazy slobs go to work? Is it any wonder that the empire was lost (or perhaps it was just forgotten during one of those holiday fortnites).
1. The offices will be closed for the Bank holiday (and we will probably go out of business but who cares).
2. On the bank holidays, we go to Blackpool for a grand old time on the sands.
3. "It is hard to tell if the poor efficiency is due to incompetence or the volume of bank holidays".
2. On the bank holidays, we go to Blackpool for a grand old time on the sands.
3. "It is hard to tell if the poor efficiency is due to incompetence or the volume of bank holidays".
by JK May 28, 2005
Get the bank holidaymug. Co-worker: So in this form here you write Douche Bank.
Superior co-worker: You mean "Deutsche" bank?
Co-worker: Oh yeah .. whatever
Superior co-worker: What a douche bank
Superior co-worker: You mean "Deutsche" bank?
Co-worker: Oh yeah .. whatever
Superior co-worker: What a douche bank
by AvidCyn October 12, 2008
Get the Douche Bankmug. by E gah April 23, 2005
Get the red bankmug. Noun.
A metaphorical storage centre where pictures, videos, mental images, thoughts or otherwise can be held for safe keepings with the intention to masturbate to at a more convenient time.
A metaphorical storage centre where pictures, videos, mental images, thoughts or otherwise can be held for safe keepings with the intention to masturbate to at a more convenient time.
by AdamtheDykes December 28, 2010
Get the Wank Bankmug. Tyra looked hot at the VS angels runway show, but she reminds me of a black Britny Spears in her "America's Top Model" music video
by Meghan February 24, 2004
Get the tyra banksmug.