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Balloon Hippie

You were walking with your friends the other day and see a balloon with, religious writing on it floating In the stream. you walk up stream a bit and see a hippie with balloons and a sharpie.as your walking past He heard you swear and said “God wouldn’t want you to swear”, so you reply by saying “do you think god what want you polluting his waters with balloons”.
Look at that guy Writing happy notes on people’s lockers. What a Balloon Hippie ”
by Super accurate description October 9, 2020
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Balloon-gate

Scandal in the making, especially one with national security implications, coming down the pipe at you at full speed.
If America doesn't react appropriately to the Chinese spy balloon hovering over the us in late Jan-early Feb 2023, this may indeed turn into balloon-gate
by Sexydimma February 4, 2023
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Balloon-gate

A scandal w national security implications
Balloon-gate is coming soon.
by Crazy Bernie February 6, 2023
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Drive by ballooning

While leaving after sex, you slap the girl in the face with the used condom.
Bro rachel was so pissed last night, especially after the drive by ballooning.
by BOOGOTTEA April 22, 2023
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Poopy balloon

When you and a girl rare having sex and you skip it in the poop shoot and you pull out and the condom is covered in poop.
I was with my girl and I slipped it in the poop shoot and when I took it out it was a poopy balloon.
by Jitamus October 10, 2021
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Balloon physics

The way that computer-generated graphics in some movies don't respect real physics, free fall too slowly, and bounce off each other unrealistically. Also, the flailing of a cheap mannequin standing in for a real stunt performer can be called balloon physics.
Did you know that Titanic avoided having balloon physics in the evacuation scene by rotoscoping real humans jumping from cranes?
by mousefactors April 27, 2022
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Balloon boy

The act of a male blowing into a women’s vagina almost like blowing up a balloon.
Ty blew into Dyllian’s vagina during sexy time and Dyllian said “what the fuck you Balloon Boy.”
by Lubejonesjr March 12, 2022
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