apple

An object that is shoved up the anus to make a human sound like avocado and makes you sneeze like german from China mixed with a dead frog name wa mehg.

That apple tastes good out the bumm.

by doodledpanda January 23, 2019

Apple

WHY ARE U LOOKING UP THE DEFINITION OF A FREAKING FEUIT GET A JIB AND LEARN HOW TO READ

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE APPLE

by GOSOMEWHEREELSE February 6, 2019

Apple

Why the fuck is yo dumbass looking up apple you know what the fuck it is stupid

“Why the fuck did yo dumbass look up apple”

by Gabe_TF February 6, 2019

Apple

If you don’t know what a fucking apple is your an idiot

Friend: hey what’s an apple.

Me: your a fucking dumbass

by HeyGeorge February 7, 2019

Apple

"Many would say an apple is a "fruit" but I propose that an apple isn't a fruit but an idea, when you think of an apple you think of the apex of fruit, you also think of autum the uninpeded best season so what do these thoughts have in common, they are the masters of their feild and thats what i want "Apple" to be, the master of technology." -Steve

Jobs

High as a kite

There is no way to use "Apple" in a sentence for it is an idea

by A_u_$ February 18, 2019

Apple

an unintelligent thing that when used on girls (throw an apple at them) will come running as fast as usain bolt on steroids

oh look a group of teenage girls one of them looks hot throw an apple at them

by y05k February 19, 2019

Apple

A sweet, crisp fruit that originated in Central Asia. They come in varieties such as Gala, Red Delicious, Fuji, Mcintosh,

Granny Smith, and more. The U.S. is the second largest producer behind China. They have good health benefits, too.

"What is Steve Jobs' favorite fruit?"

"An apple, of course!"

by Ms. apple February 24, 2019