Ian

A perv that will ask to touch no matter what you look like

Ian: can I touch you butt

Person 1: no you can not touch my butt

Ian: can I touch your boobs
Person 2: no you cant touch my boobs

by Peanutmonkey May 11, 2016

ian

has a deformed penis usually the shape of a lollipop also lies about everything in order to compensate for lack of bed skills or skills of any varity. also is easy to see through. usually people will feel sorry for said ian and go along with his lies for pitties sake

ian

wanker
arogant
tiny (mind and body)
kinda reject
intelsley annoying
nobody
sad or pathetic

by haha exactly May 26, 2010

ian

a poopyfaced boy that is always best friends with a sydney. sydneys are the most amazing people in the world so ians are blessed to be BEST FRIENDS with them. its just how the world works. if you are an ian and you dont have a best friend named sydney, then you need to go find one. ians refer to sydneys as fappable because they love them because like i said, they are best friends. ians are amazing and sydneys love them. it always has and always will be that way. THATS JUST HOW IT WORKS. ps--sydney LOVES ian

person 1:" woah did you see that guy?"
person 2: yeah hes an ian!!
person 1: who's that girl with him?
person 2: oh thats a sydney...theyre best friends"
person 1: dayum they must love each other <3

by mollyisgay July 28, 2011

ian

a small teenager, usually a hipster. who usually dresses in grey skinny jeans and stupid random t-shirts.

Usually copying whoever is closest to at the moment in every way.

acts cool by saying that he does drugs and pretends to be drunk and "drunk" texts people to make them think he's cool.

has an empty, abysmal hole where his heart should be. and has a mangina.

that kids named ian, that explains why he is such an asshole

by ianhatrrrr December 8, 2010

Ian

An Idiot. Liked by nobody and that kid who will pull your chair out from under you in class and then blame you for getting mad. play video games and lives with his mom.

Ian is a idiot

by PenelopeTheCat December 10, 2018

Ian

Ian is a guy with a pau face that looks like Disney's animated character, Bao.

Friend 1: Have you seen Ian?
Friend 2: Yes, now I feel like eating Din Tai Fung.

by elvinkee July 13, 2019

Ian

Another ord for pasty ass cracker faggot.

Bully: You are dumb
You: Well then you're an Ian
Bully: (✖╭╮✖)

by TTV_West_Wolf December 25, 2018