The greatest province in the nation of Canada, free from provincial tax, moronic liberal leadership, full of oil; the origin of the best people in the world. Currently infested with slack-jawed, inbred, mooching retards from out east that can't spell, don't know how to drive anything but a boat, talk like they are having seizures, and who are most welcome to return home and go back on welfare and drink screech to their idiotic delight.
by True Statement April 18, 2008
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by J-lizzle July 3, 2005
Get the bad joke alert mug.An alert that is called when one is trying to sound smarter than they really are. In more severe cases, a whence alert may be necessary.
Jim: So Rob, how's that advanced calculus class going?
Rob: I'm not certain for whom the curriculum was written, but I am definitely far too brilliant to be wasting my time on this tripe.
Jim: That's it, buddy! I'm calling a whom alert on you!
Rob: I'm not certain for whom the curriculum was written, but I am definitely far too brilliant to be wasting my time on this tripe.
Jim: That's it, buddy! I'm calling a whom alert on you!
by slaufer January 25, 2006
Get the whom alert mug.The most american province of Canada. Population consists of racist redneck and immigrants who put up with them because of the oil money. Aside from the mountains and oul, they have a few small towns they call cities: Calgary and Edmonton. The few buildings that they call "downtown" shuts off after 6pm.
Culture is cowboys, work, drink.
Culture is cowboys, work, drink.
by Man-i December 10, 2019
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Group of guys are in the club and spot four hot girls walking threw the door but notice a fifth chick with them one of the guys points at the girl and says look Grenade Alert
by Wild Stallion :3 January 7, 2011
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Al: yooo
Kel: whattuppp
Al: I'm on my way, but I just got a side nigga alert 🔔wanted to give u a heads up😂💁
Kel: no doubt 👌😂
Kel: whattuppp
Al: I'm on my way, but I just got a side nigga alert 🔔wanted to give u a heads up😂💁
Kel: no doubt 👌😂
by _kellabella May 26, 2014
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That alerternative was really fucking annoying.
by jcran December 21, 2008
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