agressive moon

The extension of a moon to include a view of the nuts. Clearly by this definition, it can only be the result of man ass visibility

Crikey, I thought a moonie was a victimless crime until I saw his cobblers. That's was certainly an agressive moon

by MrsKaren December 9, 2008

Agressive shopping

When you switch tags on clothes you buy so you can get them for a cheeper price

Guy 1:dude i got this awesome shirt for 5 bucks when it should have been twenty!
Guy 2: How did you mannage to do that?
Guy 1:i switched with a tag from this baby shirt..
Guy 2:Isnt that stealing
Guy 1: No its agressive shopping

by Pimp Nutz March 19, 2011

Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony

1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."

by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018

angressive

Marked by particularly explosive and aggressive behavior far exceeding typical characteristics of anger.

(Man)Geez my girl is so crazy, she just skips mad and goes straight to angressive.
(Friend)She needs to mellow bro.

by sisterfisterxx June 14, 2018

aggressively cumming

The act of cumming in a very aggressive manor. Not to be mistaken with calmly cumming

OH MY GOD IM AGGRESSIVELY CUMMING

by poperoni304 September 17, 2023

aggressing

Verb: to verbally attack someone in an aggressive manner.

Me: Stop aggressing me.

by jhopsicles February 16, 2010

Nature Aggression

Where you're outside and nature is so gd mindblowingly beautiful that you have to scream, howl, beat your chest, cheer, or fall to your knees in the dirt and outstretch your arms and start crying.

Mona: Why is Michael clenching his fist and looking generally constipated?
Miguel: He gets really bad nature aggression. And he's dramatic.

by 0bangarang0 August 11, 2019