Adult Swim

The greatest block on Cartoon Network, and arguably the single greatest block of all time. Houses comedy shows such as Futurama, Family Guy, and Harvey Birdman, and also anime such as Inuyasha, Ghost in the Shell, and many more. Let's face it- there's too many too count anymore.

When Adult Swim takes over The Simpsons, it will have all that is required to take over all of TV as we know it.

by teh cabose July 25, 2008

Adult Parallel Play

When a bunch of people are sitting in a cafe interacting with their laptops or phones rather than with each other.

Isn't it fascinating how so many people engage in adult parallel play in cafes and then complain about how lonely they are?

by BK8675309 March 7, 2014

Adult raver

An individual over 30 years old who spent his 20s pursuing a career or raising kids and has recently discovered dance culture and nightlife. Will not miss a single party held from Wednesday to Sunday or any major festival, no matter what the location. Loves describing every drug trip like a 16 year old rookie and talking about obscure DJ's and producers in an attempt to gain credibility from its peers

What's up with George posting about DJ's nobody has ever heard of???
Pfft... Two years ago he "didn't have time for music". He is such an adult raver...

by Ignacio1980 May 2, 2014

adultery-bait

Analogous to jail-bait only the person in question is married instead of under-age. Often-times they will act single and flirt with you, even possibly getting your number. He or she will never wear a wedding ring. You think you may be scoring, but watch out!

Victim: "That guy has been really flirting with me, I hope he actually uses my number."

Friend: "You know he's married, right?"

Victim: "What?! Why doesn't he wear his ring?! Man, I hate adultery-bait!"

by keewi December 28, 2011

Adult Child

A adult child A human that, handled in silence, all his life abuse from infancy to adulthood and as he Grows with No Parental support,
As all the Abuse they suffered they Grow up Feeling Shame of themselves, Believing they are a piece of trash and the world makes that Clear,
They Could Grow and Become a Criminal, an Abuser, and Psychopath, and Serial, Killer raper
But They Handled all in silence and Become and Invisible Adult chilld that don't know how to deal in a World where Same species of Animal are Cruel with each other (Human).
Thy live in their heads because tha was their safe place, and they only want to feel respected and seen and someone.

You don't pay rent your adult Child! Give me a break.

by SlowLocomotive May 4, 2022

Adultery

Having multiple ammounts of hot steamy hardcore sex with the sexy ass neighbor accross the street while your spouse is at work.

Adultery: John was Ramming his neighbor so hard the mail man notified the cops due too the sound.

by Alexdubss March 5, 2012

Adultling

A young adult that is still figuring out how to navigate the world as an adult

She's still an adultling - learning how to manage her own health insurance the year.

by Ft716 October 4, 2016