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The Absolute Soup

When you call someone the absolute soup, you are saying that they have soup for brains, and therefore stating that they cannot grasp the power of big moon.
Excuse me Sir, you are the most soupy person I have ever seen, and you may even be the absolute soup.
by ASAPaperlepsepserGUY February 26, 2019
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Absolutely 100% perfect

An absolutely 100% perfect person is one whom is hard working, loyal, smart, funny, caring and who doesn’t give up even when life sucks (etc). In this case a he, whom is very dear to my heart and who has displayed every single 100% perfect quality that there is to display. Even his flaws are absolutely perfect. There are very few 100% perfect people in their world and If like me you have one you are indeed a very lucky person.
Greg: Is that Ayden Bascom?

Me: yes, isn’t he absolutely 100% perfect?
by Averygoodgirl January 12, 2022
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Absolute Boy

The term “absolute boy” is often used as a slang expression to describe someone who is admired for their savagery or celebrated for their aggressive actions, dirtbag personality, or general degenerate vibe. It typically conveys a sense of endearment and respect.

The definition can vary depending on context, but generally, an “absolute boy” is:
• A legend or hero: Someone who stands out for their drinking skills, distasteful humour and love for their boys.
• Unapologetically themselves: Someone genuine and confident in their dirtbag identity.
• Unreliable and fun: A person who brings energy, joy, or discouragement to those around them.
Nicole: “Did that guy over there chug that beer in one gulp?”

Jon: “Yeah , he always chugs his first Guinness of the day. Fucking Legend. He’s my Absolute Boy”
by Dirtbag6969 December 15, 2024
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absolute bananas

a moment when a person goes borderline insane and is overreacting and screaming and all that.
"dude, why is your room so messy?"
"i went absolute bananas when i saw my exam grade yesterday."
by sigmeow April 3, 2024
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Absolutely not

Means she 100% likes the man bun
Me: “I know you like the man bun.”
Her: “Absolutely not.”
by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020
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absolute heater

A fart that is so foul in smell that it leaves your anus with a hot or burning sensation
Laid down an absolute heater at work the other day, it cleared out the whole cubicle.
by TheREALFartyMcFly February 13, 2024
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