Just a second

A length of time, generally used by someone who is going to take much longer than one second.

Come on mom, you said just a second three hours ago.

by Foltzyboi isn’t dead November 30, 2020

Disturbing Seconds

An internet cartoon about some freakish kid with a mental condition.

Guy: Disturbing Seconds freaks me out.

by Choo-Choo McGrew March 9, 2007

Josie second

A Josie second is an infinitely small amount of time if you want someone to get out of a challenge use Josie seconds

You have 5 Josie seconds to win

by smartboithatknowshowtospell April 10, 2021

Soggy Seconds

Literal: Having sex with woman who has just done the same already (most likely in an orgy situation)

Figurative: Having sex with a friend's ex-girlfriend too soon after they've broken up.

Dude! How could you fuck Rosie? Frank only broke up with her last week. Talk about soggy seconds!

by MrSoggy July 20, 2010

Second Drip

When a chick has a guy cum inside her and she goes to the toilet to empty out, only for a few minutes later for it to happen again.

" I came inside my girl, them she emptied out and then came the second Drip".

by Jonesy1183 September 28, 2021

the second croissant

when someone is bored or feels excluded from a social activity

Kill me, am not being the second croissant again

by Claredestclaire June 18, 2020

monica the second

A person who enjoys intentionally ruining relationships especially marriages by seducing the male/female of the couple. Usually this person will only go after a non single person simply for the joy of ruining that persons happiness to benefit their own. Most of the time they will leave shortly after the relationship breaks up because that was their only goal.

"Man what happened with you and John I thought y'all were tight"

"We were but some Monica the second had to swoop in and snatch him up"

by That.one.chick.lee March 26, 2017