window wipe

A very arousing self-orgasmic sexual technique done by inserting your penis all the way into any insertable and penetrable object and moving your hips in a circular motion like wiping a window and then ejaculating inside while still maintaining that same circular motion.

1: Dude, I finally window wiped my girl's ass the other night!

2: So Karina, did you let David window wipe you yet?

3: Leland told me that after he was done window wiping his girl he gave her a hot jiminy for watching some BBM porn.

by Darren Louis April 15, 2008

Ass Wipe

A.K.A. Toilet Paper.
also known as a person who is just as shitty as a piece of toilet paper.

"Oh lord girl your such an ass wipe! Your B.O. is lingering and it makes me think.."

by Chelseyyy! January 9, 2010

Wipe it to beige

The act of partially wiping one’s anus post defecation. A phrase popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist, Kunt and the Gang.

Just wipe it to beige, let me in and then go and finish off your poo.

by the people's champion 1993 February 14, 2021

Yang wipe

A wipe used to cleanse your dirty tampons, so they are now reusuable.

-Hey bro, what did you get your chink for christmas?

- A yang wipe, she is always complaining about her dirty tampons.

by jkudfagnvabh January 9, 2011

corn wipe

A wipe of the rectum that, when examined, contains both feces and various quantities of un/partially digested corn.

I forgot what I had with my steak last night, but my "corn wipe" was quick to remind me.

or

"Thats clear as "corn wipe".

by Big Ry2 June 6, 2005

golden wipe

The wipeing of one's ass that results in a clean piece of toilet paper.

Dude! I just wiped and nothing was showed up!

response: nice golden wipe.

by belz 411 October 24, 2009

J-wipe

The action of wiping the female vagina to induce pleasure. The motion is resemblant of a j-cloth.

Instead of the usual routine, John used the J-Wipe technique to spice things up in his sex life.

by muck-barn October 21, 2010