Crusty Mother

A Crusty Mother, also known as the Cunt Cutter, is a sexual act in which a male pre-dries his sperm before sex, and slathers it all over his dick in order to make it rougher and a more painful experience for the girl, or enjoyable if she is into that sort of shit.

"Bro, I just gave her a Crusty Mother. She'll be crossing her legs for weeks!"

by Quaggle McStuffins III July 8, 2014

erase mother

erase mother is used when your mother is erased.

subject 1: "yo, erase mother"
subject 2: fucking gets erased the worst way possible.

by what do you want, i'm a person November 14, 2021

No Mother Figure

A rude comeback, that might be true tbh, saying that means your mom left you for a selfish reason.

Shut up imagine having no Mother Figure, thats why your dad taught you how to be an introvert lol.

by immortal taisi June 23, 2022

mother trucker

when you're around people who get triggered, so motherfucker just won't do.

mother trucker, dude. that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.

by shrekisdaddy April 21, 2018

mother of the year

What every mother dreams of winning, but is usually said in a demeaning manner

Rose: Damn, you are cooking tater tots and hot dogs for dinner again? You will definitely be mother of the year
Cher: Whatever. I have the hottest tots and dogs around.

by Butter Mike November 24, 2018

mother lover

1. A person that enjoys ones mother.
2. Someone who's duty is to please moms.

Chuck Norris is a bad ass mother lover.
Tell your mom she didn't pay for my mother loving services last night.

by janozs gyury June 28, 2006

Mother Goose

When you sit on someones cold feet to make then warm- similar to a goose with her eggs.

Taylor come mother goose my feet, they're cold.

by Babsock November 2, 2019