deuce and a half

A woman that weighs in the neighborhood of 250 pounds.

She's at least a deuce, probably a deuce and a half.

by Bill August 19, 2004

dropping a deuce

Instead of doing the #1 (to take a piss), doing the #2, hence the "duece".

Your mom's potato salad was fantastic! Now I feel like dropping a deuce.

by arvsft June 1, 2006

dropping a deuce

The act of taking a dump

Hey bro, I was just "dropping a deuce". So if you value life put a gas mask on.

by Bob Is Boss November 19, 2013

dual deucing

when two mobIle solution employess go and drop a deuce together in the mall while racing and trash the bathroom

justin and rami were dual deucing at 3 oclock

by yzmur May 22, 2004

deuce air

When your trying to drop a deuce, but all that comes out is air.

Use in place of "i farted"

Whats that smell?

I dropped some deuce air!

by Lady deuce dropper August 7, 2017

Beat the deuce

Prison slang. The act of getting to meal trays when only allowed one.

(Cafeteria setting)Bro, ain't no guards in here! Ima bout to beat the deuce!

by Howard_HUZE January 5, 2018

Baked Deuce

To get high while taking a shit.

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.

by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011