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knuckle scrub

The act of vigorously scrubbing one's anus, usually with hot soapy water, to clean it of leftover fecal matter. It is more a practical technique than a pleasurable one, although some people find it serves the dual purpose.
The toilet paper at the resort was of poor quality so I had to hop in the shower and do a quick knuckle scrub before going to dinner.
by Diarrhea Farmer January 12, 2015
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Scrub Job

When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.
My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.

My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
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Scrub the tub

The noise your golf cart makes when it's f***** up.
(A golf cart drives by making weird noises) A guy says "hey, you're scrubbin, scrub the tub"(southern accent)
by 4cslonniepoop July 17, 2016
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stroke and scrub

When you are completely and utterly destroying your girls cheeks in the shower, while you simultaneously shampoo her lucious locks with Dove Men + Care. ''Tis a pleasure of a lifetime.
John: "I gave Aaron's mom a stroke and scrub last night. Ejaculated everywhere."
Joe: "Was Aaron home?"

John: "Hells yeah I finished on his face."
by Cockstoker3000 February 22, 2017
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Scrubbing the Carrot

Masturbating, often with vigorous excess, such that the skin of the penis is chafed raw. This is done without lubrication.
Ever since my roommate's girlfriend dumped him, he's been scrubbing the carrot constantly.
by rawdick May 24, 2011
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scrub hornet

A man that hides in the bushes at the beach and watches other men getting changed whilst wanking
by Trauts P Noxoc June 22, 2011
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Grayson Scrub

A scrub who attends Grayson High School in Grayson, Georgia. A Grayson Scrub is obnoxious, not funny, immature, and very cocky.
That guy needs to transfer to Grayson, he'd fit in with the rest of the Grayson Scrubs.
by Moneyinthebank$ July 14, 2011
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