Bramen Noodle

One of your bros. Usually one that you're very close with.

Hey, bramen noodle, let's pick up some Natty Ice after the game.

by Don't mess with Jesster May 7, 2012

Speedy noodle

A very seedy man, a very sneaky man, a goon.

Person 1: Charlie is such a speedy noodle

Person 2: I know right, he’s an extremely speedy noodle

by Speedy noodle May 1, 2020

jizz noodle

A penis the ejaculates without an erection.

I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.

by CheckCheck0725 April 28, 2016

Noodling for tuna

Noodling for tuna is the act of fishing for your lovers pussy under the table with your fingers or fist. The best Tuna Noodlers will perform this with friends or family at the opposite side of the table. Getting cought is a game over.

The Christmas dinner at my parents house got boring so I started noodling for tuna.

by Katkiller99 January 10, 2012

shmuck noodle

shmucknoodle is used to express a slight dislike to someone or something when your angry. for example if someone calls you out or is bullying all you have to say is shmuck noodle they will be confused and probably wont know what to say back.

"YOU SHMUCK NODDLE" " hes always such a shmuck noodle"

by ben or jackson? June 2, 2017

noodle scout

n., one who scouts for noodles. I.e., a person inclined to go great lengths to attain pleasures of a male carnal variety; more commonly, a homosexual.

"Taylor has fat nips from getting them pierced. He's such a noodle scout."

by ZSlingsBooze June 5, 2007

Noodle Technique

to masturbate the female genetalia in a circular motion to if you was stirring a bowl of moist freshly cooked noodles

when the female was round the noodle technique was used, she loved it

by bedroom knowledge January 17, 2018