Mariah Carey

An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...

She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...
Guy 1 "Hey, Christmas time is coming soon"
Guy 2 "Be on the lookout for Mariah Carey"
by ScreamyFrog November 08, 2020
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Mariah Carey

That one bitch whos goddamn song we have to listen to for 2 months straight every fucking year.
Oh my god, Mariah Carey is on the radio AGAIN
by Pe/nis December 08, 2022
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mariah carey

a trash singer who hibernates all year up until november 1st and goes back to sleep december 26
-november first-

mariah carey: cums everywhere to cum
by grs! November 04, 2022
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Mariah Carey

Awesome as fuck she could be considered a thot but everyone loves her
Anyone: Mariah Carey
Everyone else: shut the hell up asshole don't say her beautiful name
by Samowo June 13, 2020
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Mariah Jean Larson

The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...
Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?

Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?

Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!

Person 1: thanks bro...
by anonymous121820 November 02, 2021
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Mariah Arts

Mariah Arts is overated
by Maxinezz August 19, 2023
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Mariah Lynne

A Mariah Lynne is my swift. :D she is a b.e.a.utiful mother ducker who is my sister &+ wife. (Swift) I love her to death, although, we really don't chill that muchhh. :(( But when we do, it's like we hung out the day before. She has gorgeeouss bluuuee eyess and is a tan, skinny bitchh wiff a belly button ring, and a nosee ring tooo. All the d00ds wanna fudge herr, but she don't lett 'eem. :) we gots so0o much in commonn, anndd yourr mann will wanna fuuckk mariahh soo hardd that his dick CUMS out her bum :D tehehheeheh.

I'm a narstyy girl. :P
I wish I was Mariah Lynne !
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