punk of the junk

when your boyfriend is being a punk and a junk at the same time.

boyfriend- "my name is Roberto and I'm gonna sing songs about your mom all day"
girlfriend- "you are such a punk of the junk"

by cmoneyyyy June 21, 2013

Junk Skunk

When a dude (or chick) gets super drunk and decides to color a white strip down their pubes.

Dude I got wasted last night and got myself a junk skunk, Betsy isn't too happy!

by Phildong October 21, 2011

junk cup

A greeting whereby individuals gently cup each other's genitals with no ostensible sexual intent.

"A high five did not fully express the power of our friendship so now we junk cup instead."

by DoctorPotato September 25, 2011

butt junk

when things that aren’t poop or farts come out of your butt.

examples: hair, lint, toilet paper, or skin.

fat ol’ bob had some butt junk last night. he was itching his ass when he woke up, and pulled out a nice long hair. it’s weird, because he has extremely short hair. after lunch he went to take a nice piss, and a fart came out. he wiped his ass, and there was lint on the toilet paper. he left the restroom and had a nice ass itch, so he pulled down his pants, and there was toilet paper in his butt. he had a bean burrito with a nice soft taco, and took a nice shit. when he was in the bathroom, he found a small piece of skin in his underwear! go bob!

by omgitsme23 June 14, 2018

Bump that junk

Typically used when an action/decision is unfavorable,

used in disagreement

Bro that chick is hot. Bro bump that junk look at her Kankel

Let’s go to the mall. Bump that junk!

by Santa’s brother May 19, 2018

Crank-junk

Another name for methamphetamine
Based off the older nickname "crank" combined with the fact that meth has a decent amount of MSM cut into it.. MSM is junk.. and meth is crank.. when u got em together you got crank-junk..

Crank-junk is commonly consumed in a "crank-junker" water pipe... the process called "junk-railing"

Hey man.. lemme buy some crank-junk

by KHAKIFA STIEBBS February 11, 2022

Junk Punch

N. The result of a Mt Dew dependent little kid winding up and socking a male adult in the family jewels.

The stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.

by CruiseDirector February 25, 2010