by yareyousodamnmoody May 5, 2006

A re-working of the expression flat out. Ultimate or distinguished from others by a high concentration of the quality expressed
by morie October 28, 2005

When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.
The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.
by Big FLATso October 16, 2017

Ben, pumps working flat-out. A foot of water in the bilge.
a flat-out promotional campaign
a flat-out deception.
a flat-out promotional campaign
a flat-out deception.
by leocod October 3, 2007

Neighborhood in S.E. Portland Oregon where most of the population are ex felons AKA the White boy hood
by The Butcher WoodstockMafia March 12, 2013

Bear1: My cub was shot by a flat-face ...
Bear2: A flat-face put my cub in a zoo.
Bear3: Flat-faces bring nothing but trouble. Hmph.
Bear2: A flat-face put my cub in a zoo.
Bear3: Flat-faces bring nothing but trouble. Hmph.
by AnalPenetrationByForce October 12, 2011

when you see a hot hoe with massive jugs but when you take off her bra shes flatter then a flat screen TV
"i was so hyped to see laqueeshas double d boobs but when i took off her bra she was flatter then my 6 year old brother."
"ugh i hate flat stanleys!"
"ugh i hate flat stanleys!"
by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017
