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Blumpkin Spice

What you get when you and taking a dump, getting a blowjob, and drinking coffee (specifically pumpkin spice flavored), at the same time.
Dude last night I was so stoked. I was just dumping, drinking my folgers pumpkin spice coffee, and then this hot girl randomly came in and gave me a blowjob. It was amazing. Gotta love blumpkin spice.
by OhNooooo November 23, 2010
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anal blumpkin

The act of licking someone's pooper while they are taking a shit...Two girls one cup style!
Whats best after giving an anal blumpkin...cleaning the shit off your tongue
by AnalBlumpkinator2 November 22, 2010
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Blumpkin Pie

Blumpkin Pie is a delicious home made recipe that any male with or without cooking skills can make.

While receiving fellatio you shit in a pie tin. Then as you are cumming, you put the cum ontop of the poo poo. Then you shove the girl's face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. This is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
Carina: What the fuck is your problem?

Brian: What are you talking about?

Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!

Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new.
by edwin gaffney May 19, 2006
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Space Blumpkin

The act, practice, or habit of performing or participating in a blumpkin in space.
True to her name, Sally Ride was a frequent participant in that variant of blumpkins known as the space Blumpkin - an act made more wistful and gainfully frissonable by the inclusion of vacuum toilets and space astronaut diapers.
by bloom ken January 16, 2010
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Blazing Blumpkin

When you are receiving a blumpkin during a horrible case of diarrhea.
She agreed to give me a blumpkin, though the event was bittersweet. The girl did a good job, but my burrito from last night turned this blumpkin into a Blazing Blumpkin. At the end of the ordeal, my dirt star looked like a red giant.
by KC Mojo July 19, 2010
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Upper Blumpkin

Sitting on a toilet AC Slater style while defecating, and performing fellatio on an individual in the act of upper decking the same toilet.
It sounded like a good idea last night, but we spent all morning cleaning the tank after trying out the upper blumpkin.
by szkud September 28, 2013
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French Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin, performed while cleaning one's undercarriage on a Bidet.
Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.
by PV Kings November 12, 2012
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