Brendan

Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.

Hey look, it's Brendan the gayest guy on earth. Let's go beat him up

by Jetason March 21, 2022

Brendan Murphy

A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed

I wish I was a Brendan Murphy

by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022

Brendan Crimson

Best Wrestler of all Time

Brendan Crimson has that Talent Factor that others lack

by BoboBilson August 1, 2023

gio and brendan and george

the three stooges of the 21st century. a very ugly bunch. shreky as hell. DONKAY!!

“donkay? u mean gio and brendan and george?”

by donkay poop November 24, 2021

Brendan

With some exceptions; prolly gonna be an ass who doesn't know when to walk away and is usually a puckered little butthole and a teacher's pet

Guy 1: Dafuq is that mother fucker over there
Guy 2: That's Brendan, he's a fucking crybaby
Guy 1: oh

by C. Greene June 21, 2020

Brendan

An anime character. "The Jolly Ginger". "GingerBreadman". Has his own bankai. A high schooler with his own anime.

Yo, you see Brendan fight that *insert generic anime villain*! It was sick!

by Lightrell September 30, 2017

Brendan

Deformed Teletubby

Brendan is a Deformed Teletubby

by GormandEgg March 29, 2022