Zebra

something that is searching for redemption

because I'm a zebra who's searching for redemption - damiano david

by ARandomPersonNobodyKnowsAnout October 21, 2021

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long zebras

A long necked zebra. People may think that it is labelled a ‘giraffe’ but that is completely a myth and those people that think lOnG nEcKeD zEbRaS are giraffes are completely ironic. Obviously, long necked zebras are the king of animals and should be hailed as god throughout the world. A zebra that is thought to be a giraffe wearing white and black bow ties, but is really a zebra that has a long neck. Praised by many is this long necked zebra. It lives everywhere including under your fingernails because they kicked the giraffes out.

‘ Oh my, is that a giraffe?’
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”

Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.

by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021

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KWEEN of zebras is a KWEEN who changed her second name to zebras

*Beatboxing*Once there was a girl named ____ and she didn’t like her second name so she changed it *beatboxing* did I mention that ____ liked zebras *beatboxing*so she changed it to ____ ZEBRA KWEEN of zebras

by KWEEN of zebras July 31, 2021

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