When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you
by Super cool word man April 24, 2022
Get the Zootedmug. Zooted(adj.) being high or stoned. Result of smoking the marijuana. Could also be an verb. "We are going to the park to zoot."
by thcadd*ct July 16, 2017
Get the zootedmug. by sassy_sista September 6, 2019
Get the Zootedmug. A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked
4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked
4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted
"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."
by cactifetish69 April 10, 2021
Get the Zooted Scalemug. by sk25 March 15, 2020
Get the zootedmug. To be high on powder to the extent of having deep intellectual conversations of religion, family and life to such a profound degree that all you can do is toot some more.
Synonyms:
Wired, energetic, zippy, vivacious.
Synonyms:
Wired, energetic, zippy, vivacious.
by BCarter83 February 6, 2025
Get the Zootedmug. by Urbandictanry July 14, 2025
Get the Zooted off pringlesmug.