zoophile

an degenerate who is attracted to fucking animals.

a large amount of zoophiles have been related with paedophilia which is concerning to say the least.

zoophile: oh yeah I GET HARD when I see animals

an normal person: what the actual fuck

by yippee? March 29, 2024

Zooping

the action of masturbating until the bed around you is filled with sweat and bodily fluid, similar to gooning or edging!

dude I was up all night Zooping it!

by ryojifan August 8, 2024

zoopin' it

the action of masturbating until the bed around you is filled with sweat and bodily fluid, similar to gooning or edging!

dude I was up all night Zoopin' it!

by ryojifan August 8, 2024

Zoopta

**Zoopta** zoo·pt·a *verb*

*informal, gaming slang*

To spectacularly fail at handling the objective in a first-person shooter game due to a breathtaking level of incompetence, often leading to team despair and enemy delight.

1. Oh my god, you zoopta’d the flag again! The sheer incompetence!
2. I can’t believe you managed to zoopta right off the map – the exit was right there!
3. If you hadn’t zoopta’d the flag last round, we might actually have won!

by brikma May 10, 2024

Zooped

High on weed.

Last night was awesome. We got so zooped I started hearing colors.

by -msaw- June 2, 2024

zoopmaxxing

The act of zoopmaxxing refers to when someone invests into the stock market to get huge gains, typically after murdering someone to influence the stock market, part of the CEO Mindset.

"Hey, have you ever tried zoopmaxxing, it has to be one of the best money making methods.

by RexInsatiable March 17, 2025

Zoophile

A person that is sexually attracted to (or REALLY likes) non-human animals, (e.g: Dogs)
and are probably trying to get into the LGBTQ+ and Furry community. (they will never accept zoophiles)

Person 1: Yo I heard that robin is a Zoophile
Person 2: *gets a shotgun* where is he, I just wanna talk to him, I JUST WANNA TALK TO HIM.

by itslordteamswitched March 20, 2025