Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"
The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
by notjakelmao November 4, 2020

by uwuverybestegirl October 28, 2020

by 10th State of the USA April 12, 2021

by maybesomeonerandomyes February 8, 2021

What one says when you think the other person should have learned how to do or already done by now. It's used as an insult to tell the person theyre pathetic.
50 year old: I've never had sex.
30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.
16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.
6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.
5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)
USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?
30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.
16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.
6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.
5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)
USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?
by Do YOU still sit when you pee? August 23, 2009

by mawiaw January 19, 2019

When you actually fucking love your best friends and consider every single one of them family and will never change a thing. The type of love that you fucking don't care about all the drama cause it's stupid cause you will be friends till your 80
by Johhnnymcnuggets May 4, 2017
