wanger chop

a fat loser

boy, ur momma sure is a wanger chop

by up urs, jive turkey July 2, 2003

Wanger

A noun that describes an individual who is a genius in mathematics.

I pulled a Wanger on the exam yesterday.

by hofdinginn February 14, 2018

Pus Wanger

Someone who behaves idiotically and lives a life of no direction or ambition. These people usually smoke copious a lot of weed and play computer games everyday.

“Jay stop trying to get to 10th level prestige on COD and get a fucking job, you pus wanger!”

by Mc Wagwan January 27, 2010

bowl wringer

when a very large turd rides around the toilet bowl several times due to its size (see bowl rider) leaving skid marks on the way down

WOO-WEE LOOKIE HERE CLEM, THAT THERE BOWL WRINGER GOES CLEAR AROUND FOUR TIMES!!!

by Wedell2 July 14, 2010

Dangly Wangers

a pair of massive wangers or breasts which hang at a disturbingly low altitude. usually drooping somewhere around her stomach, or in severe cases, around her knees.

Wow, did you see the dangly wangers on that 83 year old nun?

by SceneOne September 8, 2010

Fish Stick Wrangler

The employee at a super market who is hired strictly for stocking fish sticks. This person is usually a 15 year old boy with pale skin, glasses, and red curly hair.

Boss: Boy do what you were hired to do and be a Fish Stick Wrangler
Boy: Ok

by SGWalnut July 9, 2010

cock wrangler

1. let's just say, "a cowboy's version of a handjob."

If Ryan Barnes wore a cowboy hat, leather chaps and sported a lasso nestled between his butt cheeks, he would be a cock wrangler.

by Robby J July 2, 2003