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Washington Redskins

A very very iconic team name that never should have been changed in the first place because of the people that's very sensitive in this generation and The people that do not know that the logo was made by a native
by GoatedDynamite September 12, 2021
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Testicular Worship

1: When a man plutonicly loves and respects another male (commonly another friend) and is somewhat of that dominant male's lapdog his master can boss around.

2: When a man is infatuated with another man in a nonhomosexual way and is a synonym of "brotherly love".

3: When either male/female is attracted to or in love with a "manly" man and litteraly worships their testicles.

4: When a man loves another male's sex organs IN a homosexual way.

5: For a male to accuratley measure another man's "Coochie" by just seeing it
(1)
Jack: Yo homie jack that fools wallet!

Bill: No way brothah i got me some mean testicular worship for that foo.

(2)
Jack: Yo son, you like a brother to me

Bill: diddo foo

Jack: Let's compare penis length in a nonhomosexual manner.

Bill: Alright but let's use a measuring tape intead of our testicular worship skills

(3)
Jack: I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BALLS!

Bill: SAME HERE!

Jack: this is some REAL testicular worship

(4)

Jack: I am so tottaly in love with your balls bro

Bill: Ugh i'm not in the mood for your testicular worship.

(5)

Jack: can you testicularly worship me?

Bill: It looks like a good 5 inches, it would look better in my mouth.
by RAYLOVESYOU19 September 7, 2010
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georga washing machine

When you lock an infant In a washing machine but instead of using detergent, you ejaculate in the water
"What happened to little Timmy?"

"Oh we pulled the ol' georga washing machine on him"
by 666NuckFiggers666 November 8, 2017
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Straight-Washing

The abominable act of appropriating queer culture to turn it “straighter”.
Friend 1: “Why’d you in-bedazzle my cowboy boots?”
Friend 2: “Because Straight-Washing is the new fab shit!”
by DrunkenSamurai June 23, 2018
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A really hardcore succ that make you feel like you in another dimension
She told me it was her first time, but she gave me The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ
by Butters my Butthole™ October 28, 2018
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Washington

Without a doubt, the best state in the U.S.

As of 2013, Washington is the only state to have legalized gay marriage, recreational marijuana use for adults and physician assisted suicide.

Gay marriage states: Connecticut, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New York, Vermont, Washington
Weed states: Colorado, Washington
Physician assisted suicide: Montana, Oregon, Washington

Washington is as far as you can get away from the nation's capital without leaving the lower 48, though it shares a name with it.

It borders cool and funky towns and cities in different states and provinces to the north, south and east: Vancouver, B.C., Portland, Oregon, Coeur d'Alene, Idaho but it also has its own awesome cities and towns like Seattle, Spokane and Olympia.

Sure, Washington has its problems. Some rednecks and a meth problem in Eastern Washington, a heroin problem and some gang activity in Western Washington. But what state doesn't have its problems? Overall, Washington is a fantastic place to live and Seattle has one of the nation's lowest crime rates for a city its size.

The people tend to be down to earth, laid back, open-minded and friendly. There's beautiful scenery everywhere you go. There's liberal politics west of the Cascade range and libertarian politics east of it. It's one of the most secular states in the country. Great music comes out of Washington and the state's population is the most well-read out of all the states.
Person 1: "What's the best state in America?"
Person 2: "Washington, of course!"
by Jax1 February 20, 2013
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University of Washington

The only college where the greatest fighter of all time "BRUCE LEE" went to study and major in Philosophy. Also later becoming one of the greatest Philosophers of Martial Arts as well.
"The went to the University of Washington to be a Husky just like Bruce Lee"
by Husky124 May 28, 2009
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