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Well-Wishing

When you put a dollar in a strippers G-String and slip your finger in their butt and hope she likes it and doesn't tell the bouncer .
Alex is well-wishing hope that stripper don't get mad at him and get us kicked out.
by TheDoomGuy211 January 6, 2021
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Wish boner

when you bend your dick left you get a random wish
random dude: yo bro i bent my dick left and i got a wish
Other random dude: u got a wish boner
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dick on a wish stick

Walking into a porn shop and you say (in your best British accent) “By God! Where’s my dick on a wish stick?!”
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Wish

Dib: Fake? It's not... Dad, nobody believes me, so I'm used to defending our world on my own, but I wish, just once, you'd have my back.

Prof. Membrane: Wishing isn't very scientific, son.
by JustUsingThisToShitpost April 19, 2021
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Wish

A shopping website that sells stuff that isn't Relevant to the Universe consisting of Drugs and Wet Gummy Bears
Bro, My friend bought a broken calculator off of wish
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do you wish for fries

no
do you wish for fries no
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birthday wish rule

the belief that telling someone what you wished for won't come true. similar to when you wish for something on your birthday before you blow out your candles, and you can't tell anyone what you wished for because it won't come true.

the birthday wish rule applies mostly to the law of attraction.
teacher: "what are you planning to do after high school?"

intellectual student: "if it tell you, it won't come true. birthday wish rule. sorry not sorry."

in this situation, the teacher could end up being a mean person and try to use your aspirations against you. for example, if you want to be a famous pop star, they might bully you and make you lose hope, telling you that you'll never amount to anything. of course, they could also be supportive and become a day one. it's up to you. it may involve risk, but it's up to you. always.

to fail and grow is not something you might always want to avoid.

much love !! hadn't seen this word anywhere so decided to create it :)
by minuterie August 26, 2024
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