safety whale

An attractive girl is usually accompanied by one or more of her fatter, uglier friends. Their primary role appears to be keeping guys from hooking up with her.

Yo, that chick was diggin' on me but then her safety whale stepped in and busted my game!

by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 26, 2003

whaler's license

A license needed to attract females that are heavyset

"Damn you check that chick out?"
"Hell no, I'd need a whaler's license for that shit"

by Stephen & Matt June 11, 2006

Whalenika

Whalenika can run up to 100 feet long and weigh over 200 tons. According to National Geographic, whalenika thigh alone can weigh as much as an elephant and it is only part of this 200-ton creature. Whalenika is the animal with the highest percentage of body fat on land and sea.

Did you know whalenika caused another tsunami crashing all the tectonic plates.

by Nicole 🦄 September 3, 2022

whale jumping

A sport commonly enjoyed at raves in which participants take turns vaulting over the body of a prone, unconcious larger female raver.

-The dirty warehouse floor is way too slippery for whale jumping.
-How did you break your ankle Bill? Whale jumping...

by dj espu November 14, 2007

Whale Wrangler

A man that likes to date fat woman.

My friend Jason is a Whale Wrangler

by The one and only King J October 16, 2008

whales lug

Large cavernous vagina.

"She's had so many kids, she's got a fanny like a whales lug"

by g dub funk December 9, 2009

whaleruss

a woman fatter than a walrus but not fat enough to be a whale

vicky omfg it looks liker her
sarah i know lol she looks like a whaleruss
vicky hey alex who does this look like
alex 3 seconds later OMFG ITS DJ

by misslovley October 31, 2009