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Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza
by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022
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Welcome to the suck

Welcome to the suck is a slang phrase used to welcome people to an unpleasant place that makes you want to blow your brains out. For example, your room full of semen stains and old pizza boxes or open.mp Discord Server, or you mother's kitchen.
Person 1: Welcome to the suck! The open.mp Discord Server.
Person 2: Fuck off, bitch.
by jennyjohn465465465fucky December 2, 2023
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robloxian welcome

The act of dry humping another persons roblox avatar while they are AFK or not looking.
“Man I was gone for 5 minutes and this guy was giving me a robloxian welcome when I got back”
by LE PHROGG February 15, 2024
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Detroit welcome

Being met with violence as your first greeting with someone.
“And Archie awakens on the pavement to the Punisher giving him a classic Detroit welcome.” - “Everyone Wants to Kill Archie”, Huggbees
by ThatLinuxNerd September 18, 2025
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Oroville welcome gift

When you’re a CRNA in Maine and move to Work in Oroville and get Covid.
Dammit Karl, you just moved and now you got the Oroville welcome gift.
by Bfreeskier January 28, 2022
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You're welcome

Oh wow! That was expedient!
Hym "You're welcome random guy! I'm not trying to be a dick about it but you see me getting fucked by life harder than a whore in a retard group home right? Not pleasant. Not a fan of this... thing.... Hmm... What else? 🤔 Nah that's it. That's all I have to say for now."
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
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