Big Green Weenie

when you get fucked (without lube) until your ass bleeds for a week, by some jackass that is a fuckin retard for not puting your paperwork in on time causing you to get fucked out of a re-enlistment.

Cpl *R* hey man are you going to WTI with us next month? Cpl *J* No I just just got fucked by the"BIG GREEN WEENIE" and have two weeks to check out and find a new job.

Big Green Weenie by Cpl *J* May 7, 2010

mistle weenie 

An uncircumcised penis. See also "hooded beggar".

Joe had the ugliest mistle weenie I ever saw.

mistle weenie by Greg Stamper May 11, 2008

Living The Weenie Life 

When two or more weenie dogs cuddle with you at one time. The same term applies when two weenie dogs want affection at the same time in other circumstances.

I am watching television with a friend, then two weenie dogs climb up onto the couch and cuddle with me. I say to my friend "I am living the weenie life"

Living The Weenie Life by dbplayer88 August 30, 2011

Sceenie Weenie 

Prepubescent scene kids. Usually girls. Typically found in large packs in malls, parks, schools, or even venues.

Look at that crowd of sceenie weenies giggling at us. They're all so tiny and cute!

Sceenie Weenie by Zomboi January 27, 2009

Greenie Weenie

A individual (s) who whines whenever people do things that aren't considered "green friendly". They will complain, lament, criticize and moan while exhibiting a sense of annoying superiority and self aggrandizment. You will see these people driving their Prius, wearing hemp, and buying ridiculously high priced items at Whole Foods. They will complicate the most simplest of actions just to ensure that nothing gets sent to a landfill. Although they are well intentioned, their message is ultimately lost upon the rest of the ignorant, uniformed schmucks of society who haven't the patience to deal with their incessant whining. These people also tend to come from upper middle class white socio-economic group.

"We should all bring in our own plates so as to avoid using paper plates! It would be less waste and we'd protect the enviroment!"

"Oh god, here she's goes again, another greenie weenie!"

(This actually happened at work. Turns out she really didn't want to pay $3 per month to help with party supplies!)

or
"I'm so happy with my Prius because I know I'm doing my part by saving the Earth. But why can't everyone else see the light?!"

"Ohh geez, you sound like a real greenie weenie"

Greenie Weenie by Ahawk75 August 12, 2009

cheese weenie 

a dirty,std infected penis. may smell like cheese and/or appear to have cheese coming out of it. cheese weenie was invented and first used by G.

man u have been with so many nasty bitches, i bet u got cheese weenie don't u?

cheese weenie by shane941 March 27, 2007

Sand Weenie

A person whos dick belongs on the botton of the ocean

Nerd: I just got my knight elf to lvl 85 in WoW!!!

Reg Guy: Just grab ur sand weenie and go home...

Nerd: N00B

Sand Weenie by zman1396 September 22, 2011