The first week of June in which herds of high school graduates migrate towards the beach in order to engage in (sometimes fatal) drug abuse and promiscuity.
Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.
No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.
The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.
A week where cops should just give up
A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record
A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol
Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.
No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.
The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.
A week where cops should just give up
A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record
A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol
It's Beach Week next week! I can't way to severely damage my liver and brain stability in order to have an abundance of unadulterated sex with random strangers of random sexes with or without consensual-ality!
by TheLoft November 12, 2012

The first week of July when the rainbow family or rainbow people as there called have a celebration in the nations national parks which includes lots of free sex,drugs and mild blowing music.
by Deep blue 2012 March 20, 2010

by Cambamstagram September 7, 2016

A small brown boy whom will do anything to prove to you his claim of intelligence.
Often frequents a waistcoat
Will inflate it's ego to unprecedented amounts
Often condescending
Often frequents a waistcoat
Will inflate it's ego to unprecedented amounts
Often condescending
"I got an A* in all my exams! But I'm still disappointed, I didn't get above full marks"
"Stop being a Jack weeks."
"Me, ME, MEEEEEEE"
"Stop being a Jack Weeks
"Stop being a Jack weeks."
"Me, ME, MEEEEEEE"
"Stop being a Jack Weeks
by Nosnigum February 12, 2015

by really lame kid April 17, 2013

The best damn girlfriend there could ever possibly be. She’s the most beautiful, the most funniest girl you could ever ever want. She’s like your bf. Dating her would be like dating your neighbor. You can’t go a Day with out seeing her and if you didn’t. You’d most definitely cry your self to sleep. If your ever lucky enough to have her as a girlfriend. Well your one lucky mf. Just don’t fuck it up. She’s the best and and no one will top her. So enjoy her and try to treat her good😘 even if you end up seeming “clingy”😘 graces are the best. Especially if she’s a redhead😘 2% of the population baby. She’s already special and that just makes her more special and more beautiful. There’s only one grace weeks And I got her so haha bitchs I love her and be jealous!!
by Grace weeks November 27, 2019

Besties week is from August 2nd to 9th. Ranging from difficulties depending on how much you do. Here’s the list for 2021:
-Go somewhere that u hate but ur bestay loves
-Make them a gift
-Prank someone together if you start school in the week
-if you don’t go somewhere scary
-if your not a virgin, meet someone at school
-if you and your bestay are introverts, do something your scared to do
-if your outroverts, do something you wanna do but you don’t know if the SO will like it
-if it’s a mix then try and do something together
-if you have ever gotten into a big fight, sleep with their crush
-Dress in your bestays style for a week
-find something your bestay hasn’t done but you have
-do something you both have done but want to do it again
-Go somewhere that u hate but ur bestay loves
-Make them a gift
-Prank someone together if you start school in the week
-if you don’t go somewhere scary
-if your not a virgin, meet someone at school
-if you and your bestay are introverts, do something your scared to do
-if your outroverts, do something you wanna do but you don’t know if the SO will like it
-if it’s a mix then try and do something together
-if you have ever gotten into a big fight, sleep with their crush
-Dress in your bestays style for a week
-find something your bestay hasn’t done but you have
-do something you both have done but want to do it again
by definitionsbyamiddleschooler July 23, 2021
