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Beach Week

The first week of June in which herds of high school graduates migrate towards the beach in order to engage in (sometimes fatal) drug abuse and promiscuity.

Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.

No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.

The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.

A week where cops should just give up

A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record

A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol
It's Beach Week next week! I can't way to severely damage my liver and brain stability in order to have an abundance of unadulterated sex with random strangers of random sexes with or without consensual-ality!
by TheLoft November 12, 2012
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Rainbow week

The first week of July when the rainbow family or rainbow people as there called have a celebration in the nations national parks which includes lots of free sex,drugs and mild blowing music.
by Deep blue 2012 March 20, 2010
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Golden Week

The act of having sex with the same person (relationship or not) once every day for a whole week.
Dude me and my girlfriend almost had a golden week but we didn't hang on Wednesday!
by Cambamstagram September 7, 2016
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Jack weeks

A small brown boy whom will do anything to prove to you his claim of intelligence.

Often frequents a waistcoat
Will inflate it's ego to unprecedented amounts

Often condescending
"I got an A* in all my exams! But I'm still disappointed, I didn't get above full marks"
"Stop being a Jack weeks."

"Me, ME, MEEEEEEE"
"Stop being a Jack Weeks
by Nosnigum February 12, 2015
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vampy weeks

lame kid: vampy weeks are playing tomorrow!!
chill bro: the fuck
by really lame kid April 17, 2013
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Week of Champions

During syllabus week (week one of every quarter), participate in heavy drinking every night until the start of week 2.

Invented by the geniuses at Santa Clara University.
"Dude are you doing Week of Champions?" Chuck
"Yeah - I'm not soft" Bill
by 25pseudonym1 September 3, 2014
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The Week of Karma

The week of August 12th, 2018 when karma did its due diligence and exposed all of Jeffree's ex-friends.

Started by Gabriel Zamora posting a picture of Laura Lee, Nikita Dragun, Manny MUA and himself captioning "bitch is bitter because without him we're doing better". Followed by tweets shading Jeffree out of nowhere (just to hop on the publicity bandwagon since Jeffree was currently blowing up). Ironically, this resulted in fans digging up Gabriel's, Laura's and Nikita's past racist tweets for which they all gave booty guru apologies and lost TONS of followers and subscribers on all social media channels.

Meanwhile, noone but the sacrificial lamb (Gabriel Zamora) apologized to Jeffree personally for shading him, using him for money and publicity, and then throwing him away like a used towel.

Only time will show if this turns into the year of Karma because as uncle Jeffree said, 2018 still has 4 months left 😁 (a tweet sent out during The Week of Karma)
Jeffree: "I'm really gonna need someone in the government to write down this week as THE WEEK OF KARMA"
by JefYuzKat August 18, 2018
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