The first week of June in which herds of high school graduates migrate towards the beach in order to engage in (sometimes fatal) drug abuse and promiscuity.
Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.
No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.
The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.
A week where cops should just give up
A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record
A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol
Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.
No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.
The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.
A week where cops should just give up
A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record
A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol
It's Beach Week next week! I can't way to severely damage my liver and brain stability in order to have an abundance of unadulterated sex with random strangers of random sexes with or without consensual-ality!
by TheLoft November 12, 2012
by Cambamstagram September 07, 2016
The first week of July when the rainbow family or rainbow people as there called have a celebration in the nations national parks which includes lots of free sex,drugs and mild blowing music.
by Deep blue 2012 March 20, 2010
A small brown boy whom will do anything to prove to you his claim of intelligence.
Often frequents a waistcoat
Will inflate it's ego to unprecedented amounts
Often condescending
Often frequents a waistcoat
Will inflate it's ego to unprecedented amounts
Often condescending
"I got an A* in all my exams! But I'm still disappointed, I didn't get above full marks"
"Stop being a Jack weeks."
"Me, ME, MEEEEEEE"
"Stop being a Jack Weeks
"Stop being a Jack weeks."
"Me, ME, MEEEEEEE"
"Stop being a Jack Weeks
by Nosnigum February 12, 2015
by really lame kid April 17, 2013
by Gator2950 April 05, 2017
A week spent eating only in Indian restaurants, preferably eating curries with increasing heat as the week progesses ending with a Vindaloo. This should only be attempted by experienced eaters with incredibly strong stomachs, or it could result in serious issues.
by AJ McD November 12, 2010