wank off

1. Literally, to jerk off.
2. Figuratively, to do something in a self-indulgent, excessive, and ultimately ineffective manner.

1. Looking back on my childhood, I'm grateful my mom never caught me wanking off.
2. That solo felt like it went on forever. The guitar player is such a wank off!

by BillyPilgrim479 February 21, 2019

posh wank

1. To wank using a condom.

2. Or, if you're really posh, get your butler to do it.

Think I'll have a posh wank, don't want to make a mess.

Jeeves! I need you!

by MaidenMan March 28, 2007

Wanking Time

A period of time in a day, or over multiple days, designated specifically for premeditated wanking. Often used by, and possibly invented by the British. Is more sophisticated than random wanking because of a longer period of time for preperation and clean-up.

"Sorry but in less than an hour its wanking time, I just can't meet with you today"

by nubcake October 16, 2006

Nasty Wank

A Nasty Wank is when you need to nut so bad you will wank to anything that gets you going ETC A not so attractive women

Last Night I had a Nasty Wank to backdoor to Chyna

by Jack aka The Pac aka Mr ToBG January 24, 2017

Wank-Diet

A Wank-Diet is initiated by making a promise with oneself or Another person(s) to not participate in the act of masturbating.

Optional: allowances at up to 1 Ejaculation per week

Bob: Hey bro, wanna do some Dutch Rudder tonight?
Ted: No, I'm on a Wank-Diet.
Bob: Good luck, I'll just do the stranger instead

by valom July 23, 2011

Friendly Wank

To wank over someone who you don't particularly fancy but would totally fuck.

Max: oh i would.
Joe: you wouldn't...
Max: i would totally friendly wank over mrs powell.
Joe: our english teacher?
Max: yeah
Joe: dude she's 43...

by pimpsonnymax March 3, 2009

Stealth Wank

A crafty wank thats done in a stealthy way; so as not to attract unwanted attention.

Pikey had a stealth wank in the park the other day whilst reading the newspaper.

by B13_Haters February 10, 2009