A child, usually but not limited to three years of age or younger, who feels the need to scream at the top of their lungs any time they're in a large store, usually a Walmart, and expecially when they don't get something.
"My sister was a Walmart Wailer. That's why my mom had to beg me to go to the store."
*child screaming in the same isle as you, making a chain reaction from all of the children in the store*
"OMG I WISH THEY WOULD SHUT UP THEIR WALMART WAILERS ALREADY!!"
*child screaming in the same isle as you, making a chain reaction from all of the children in the store*
"OMG I WISH THEY WOULD SHUT UP THEIR WALMART WAILERS ALREADY!!"
by AWWAleader September 4, 2011
Get the Walmart Wailer mug.After being hung over from cheep vodka I made myself a big walmat special so I could stomach the vodka.
by anonymous August 22, 2003
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*random girl standing in line for a water slide* Female 1: "That girl has a WalMart booty " Female 2: "you mean her outfit cheap and her booty doesn't fit into it"
by Madammika July 17, 2017
Get the walmart booty mug.A viral video on YouTube where a kid in Walmart performs a cover of "Lovesick Blues" by Hank Williams Sr. At the time of writing this definition, it has gotten over 12 million views since it was first uploaded.
Guy: Hey, check out this video I found on YouTube of a kid yodeling in Walmart!
Girl: What's it called?
Guy: It's called, 'Walmart yodeling kid'.
Girl: Is he really doing this in the name of internet fame?
Guy: Yes, he really is!
Girl: What's it called?
Guy: It's called, 'Walmart yodeling kid'.
Girl: Is he really doing this in the name of internet fame?
Guy: Yes, he really is!
by thecargeek09 May 25, 2018
Get the Walmart yodeling kid mug.A baby suffering FAS born to an inbred, degenerate, woman of aboriginal North American descent into the toilet of a WalMart bathroom. To be a true WalMart baby, one must be born full-term, and the mother must claim no knowledge of pregnancy, and defeat charges of Child Endangerment, and Child Abandonment by sticking to her story of loving all her children and not knowing of the pregnancy while simultaneously losing custody of several other children to Child and Family Services while awaiting trial in the farcical Canadian Judicial System.
Google "WalMart Baby Canada"...
That degenerate fuck-tard savage indian shit a baby into a Wal-Mart toilet, cried drunken crocodile tears, won her case and will now be allowed to raise her "WalMart Baby" in a home where Child and Family Services have deemed other children (not born into a toilet and abandoned) are not safe...
Fucken' Canadian legal system...
That degenerate fuck-tard savage indian shit a baby into a Wal-Mart toilet, cried drunken crocodile tears, won her case and will now be allowed to raise her "WalMart Baby" in a home where Child and Family Services have deemed other children (not born into a toilet and abandoned) are not safe...
Fucken' Canadian legal system...
by Tarhoop McCracken February 24, 2010
Get the WalMart Baby mug.The opposite of "camera-ready". Barely needing to be presentable at all, because its Walmart. Low maintenance. Wearing just sweatpants and an undershirt.
Ryan- "We're about to go to the store, so get ready."
Rachel- "Do I need to get dressed? Or are we talking walmart-ready?"
Rachel- "Do I need to get dressed? Or are we talking walmart-ready?"
by camera-ready August 28, 2013
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