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Walrusta

Dude Pete is such a walrusta!
by Inflated Puma April 21, 2011
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Walkup Wasted

A state of total inebriation, where unspeakable things are bound to happen.

Usually caused by an excessive intake of tequila.
Jim: Who's ready to get Walkup Wasted?!
Steve: Woah man, remember what happened last time? You totally had sex with your friend's mom!
by kylebutler32 August 5, 2012
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Walrus-bomb

Walrus-bomb (v.): 1) Sex with someone with a BMI of over 40, most commonly on the springboard at the YMCA pool. 2) Influx of disturbing, yet oddly sensual photographs on a social media site. 3) When the influx of number 2 causes number 1.
I totally walrus-bombed that chick in the handicapped bathroom at Chilis.

I just watched Happy Feet, and I feel all horny and I need to walrus-bomb.
by Curshmanspiral November 5, 2012
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Walrus Poking

v. The act of chichalooing a hefty young lady, often done accidentally.
Kid 1: Let's go chichaloo some girls tonight!

Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!

Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.
by SmallSnake42 May 25, 2013
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Walrus Alfredo

The sexual act of ejaculating on a large mustached Italian Women.
Bob decided to give Maria a helping of Walrus Alfredo.
by MrAssmouth July 5, 2014
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walkulator

The moving walkway that transports passengers to and from their gates at airports around the world.
Was to tired to run to the gate. Took the Walkulator and enjoyed the view.
by DJ MadRich November 15, 2015
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Walrus Heading

When you have to shit so bad, that a chunk of a turd is hanging out of your ass.
I'm fucking walrus heading right now. Dude, where is your bathroom?!
by Aunostah Nichol-Black January 28, 2017
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