wombat wobble

The act of stacking both hands in front of one’s mouth and proceeding to twist them in different directions to “play the didgeridoo”

Scott Morrison is great at the wombat wobble

by FlimgusBimgus May 3, 2022

Fini wobbles

Lit beyond one’s ability to say so. Can not hold themselves up with out swaying or “wobbling”. One might say they are “sober as a bird”

“Bro, I knew you were gone when I saw the Fini wobbles come out”

by Forester select September 27, 2022

Wobbly

Old police term for a subject who uses impairments such as alcohol or narcotics. Came about because of their wobbly walk when impaired.

Officer tom: that suspect is good for being wobbly.

by Marty Jackson September 30, 2022

gobble-wobbled

To see or hear something so stupid you can't even process it properly and feel stupid/

'Mark said something so stupid I was gobble-wobbled.'

by bigbewbsfatcaulk October 22, 2022

wobble woo

A crazy person

Danny and Ethan are real wobble woos

by Wobbinator June 4, 2022

Wobble Gobble

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger

Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.

by Oneandahole December 16, 2021

Squobbie wobble

When you are from Britain and you walk in in your 8472627374 year old hag of a grandma eating tea and crumpets through her wrinkly dinkly asshole

Harry styles: *walks in on grandma styles* *british accent activated* oi granny, lemme join ye squobbie wobble and have ye tickle me pickle yea? *becomes Queen Elizabeth styles*

by Bamhurger March 26, 2022