Wired Al Yonkavich

A goofy way of saying, “Weird Al Yankovic.” It appeared in an Al TV “interview” with Jessica Simpson.

Well, then I’m Wired Al Yonkavich.

by winnietheyankovic March 26, 2023

wires

headphones or earbuds with no wireless capabilities.

example 1
kyle: dammit my airpods died lemme recharge em.
eric: you can borrow my wires until they're full battery.
kyle: thanks, man.

example 2
dennis: my airpods fell in water, now im stuck with apple's brokie headphones.
josh: bro they still sell wires in 2023? that's crazy.

by kappibara February 7, 2023

Wired Up

Working with or collaborating with law enforcement. Indicates someone is “wearing a wire”, but not in a literal sense. Snitching, passing information to police.

“ don’t be going around TJ, man. You know that nigga wired up. He’ll get us all caught up.”

by Ernst Kaltenbrunner January 10, 2024

rusty fuse wire

Ginger pubic hair

When a ginger person reveals their love box and its springing out rusty fuse wire

by Corporal Vinnie August 25, 2017

wire burn

When you rub up against a metal wire (like a zipline wire) and you get a burn from it.

My friend told me to jump to get on the zipline and i rubbed my head against the wire and got wire burn.

by TheManWithNoVocabKnowledge June 20, 2018

Wire

Skinny ass women

Yo that hoe a wire tryna act like she thicc

by Talmbout July 8, 2018

wire

the weird thing that some people have on their airpods

kid: mommy, why does this man has wires on his airpods

mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood

by bitch period February 15, 2019