micro-window

The act of resizing e-mail and chat windows to the smallest size readable, limiting visibility to bosses and co-workers, in an attempt to conceal being lazy, slack, or unproductive.
Mike was caught reading his personal emails, so now resorts to micro-windowing.
by Brentobox88 November 30, 2009
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micro-window

To minimize your computer browser window in order to avoid unwanted attention from your bosses.
Mikes you better not be micro-windowing!
by Whitey4656 November 27, 2009
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Windows Snake

What happens when your PC is becoming slow and when you move the window it leaves a trail of clones. You eventually start waving it around making a snake like trail across the screen.
Damn my screen Is being spammed by Windows Snakes!

Well maybe you should use the tabs on internet explorer instead of opening a new window every time...
by 3217 June 18, 2010
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Lady in the Window

Visible greenery in the Nostril Forest
You've got a giant lady in the window!! That's disgusting!!
by SmittyLou July 30, 2008
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window seat

Job title given to one who has screwed up badly in business, but not enough to warrant the golden parachute, yet too risky to leave to their own devices.
"Do you hear about Jennings? They gave him a window seat."
by Phaad1 April 04, 2017
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screw it window

The point at which sleeps eludes a person and they decide to stay up all night via some caffeinated means.
Steve, at 11pm: "I have to be up to make a flight in five hours."
Mike: "Anything inside of six hours, I say screw it and put on a pot of coffee."
Steve: "I get 5-7 hours of sleep a night, so my screw it window is 4 hours."
by DevilMike November 26, 2008
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Puppy In the Window

When someone has a highly visible booger in their nostril, it is a Puppy In the Window. You just can't keep your eyes off of it. Allows for a non-awkward explanation to the owner of the booger.
Yes Bill, I'll get that report right over to you. Oh, and Bill, you have a Puppy In the Window. (Points at own nostril)
by Rundanrun December 21, 2016
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