The souce of all nastiness in our urban
society and the ultimate bringer of STANK! WILL is the very cause of the holes in the O-Zone layer where ever this pile of human waste has visited brought about the apocalypse. Often refered to as a genderless abomination or simply "IT" this pimp on
satan's ass is the fifth houremen of doom known as the horemen of smells. Anyone who happends to witness his excistance will feel degraded with highier self-esteem but worried about being seen with "IT" in public.
"IT" is know best for smell but also for "ITs" inability to asscess interaction with the females of our species.
The only known holy way to defeat this
THING is to actually clean it with MANY CLEANING PRODUCTS!!! To
kill this beast you most make sure not to
cut or set it ablaze on earth for it's fumes would cause the second black plague. To properly dispose of this menice is to send "IT" into the
sun for proper burning and GOD's divine judgment for this waste of
time/
life. "IT" can also be a reference to taking a crap of the worst kind....
"MAN! I just took a HUGE WILL! My toilet is still broken from last week!'
"My excuse for sucking so
HARD is that I'm just fucking around, MUTHERFOUCKER!"
"Quick "IT" aprouches us hides the women and childern while bringing the crosses we need to exorcist this
FREAK OF GOD!"
"Mes room, womens room, WILLs room....."
"I've walked ten
miles and still didn't get laid, wWHAT NOW MUTHERFOUCKER!!!"