booty wifi

When yo wifi goes on then turns off at the wrong moment

Girl: Thai booty wifi bruh

by Skittles007 June 15, 2015

HIFF-WIFF

the swamp smell located in your hips to your upper back. it smells SO FUCKING PUTRID I WANT TO DIE PLEASE DELETE MY HIFF-WIFF OR ILL SUCK U STIFF! thank you.

a friend asked me how to use hiff-wiff in a sentence.
OH SHIT THAT'S A BAD CASE OF HIFF-WIFF!
i hope i don't have hiff-wiff.

by a good wiff December 14, 2017

pong wiffy

Someone or something that is smelly or smells bad

Hey Pete your shoes are pong wiffy

by Old Scots Guy August 17, 2019

Hobbit wifi

when one of your friends lives in hobbit land and they have booty ass wifi

"Kaden fix your hobbit wifi"

by No cake no cake August 7, 2020

Norms' WiFi

When your WiFi is absolute dogshit and cannot play videogames without zipping everywhere, as if you were in Norms ordering a Gobble Gobble Bigger Better Breakfast while playing videogames.

Man1: Fuck dude this stupid baby Wraith downed me again!
Man2: ahahaha you have Norms' WiFi fuckface.

by doomsday.jpg October 27, 2020

Sister Wifing

When a group of 2-4 girl friends date/marry one guy.

“Hey! Did you hear about Lindsey and Her friend?”
“Oh yeah! They are definitely sister wifing! That’s so hot”

“Yeah bro!”

by Freakyteakybr December 18, 2020

Cox Wifi

An insult to when a person has a horrible internet/service provider.

The call must've dropped, I don't know what happened.

"Oh you must have that cox WiFi."

by AquilaJDM March 22, 2021