When a group of sexually deprived men put a biscuit on the floor, stand in a circle around said biscuit, turn off the lights, and simultaneously start masturbating. The game can only be started when everyone's dick is flaccid. The last person to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat said biscuit. All players must ejaculate. This game is usually played in remote locations such as hunting cabins, ice fishing huts, YMCA locker rooms, The Oval Office, the entire state of West Virginia, Harry Potter Conventions or other L.A.R.P.ing events, W.O.W. Tournaments, and middle aged men's mother's basements. In Canada this event is only surpassed in popularity by curling.
When Jethro went on his first Ice Fishing trip to Saskatoon with Cleetus and his friends he was introduced to the past time of Wet Biscuit . Jethro was surprised with how warm the biscuit was after sitting on the ice for so long.
by BDD12 March 29, 2015
Get the Wet Biscuitmug. 1) I'm gonna give that punk a wet neck for messin' with my bitch!
2) If I don't pay my drug dealer by 5:00, my neck's gonna be wet!
2) If I don't pay my drug dealer by 5:00, my neck's gonna be wet!
by Ash79 February 1, 2006
Get the wet neckmug. When a girl gives you a blowjob while you eat a steak, usually performed on steak and blowjob day (march 14).
by zylent August 14, 2009
Get the wet steakmug. by Tchelomunhoz April 2, 2010
Get the Wet beatermug. by vanilla g-lotto December 19, 2004
Get the wet barmug. 1)Cretinous behavour resulting from chronic alcohol abuse.
2)One who displays such behavour.
3)Parso snig-blok zeep hee-hee no no no....
2)One who displays such behavour.
3)Parso snig-blok zeep hee-hee no no no....
Oscar:Who's the cadavar in diapers over there, drooling and farting while he plays with himself?
Felix:Dear old Dad--a complete wet brain now, after 40 years of boozing....
Felix:Dear old Dad--a complete wet brain now, after 40 years of boozing....
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 8, 2006
Get the wet brainmug. by frnk070 November 9, 2011
Get the wet dubmug.