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Usually pondering the meaning of life, which he already knows.
Engaging Wesley will invoke the wrath of Nature, killing the attacker instantly.
Wesley is known to wander in spirit form spreading the grace of his presence to others found worthy while they sleep.
Wesley is often known as a Puzzle Master, and has immense powers.
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