Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.
DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"
DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
by VruhBaccum January 24, 2016
Get the Wasted Wankertunnitymug. by Dumbbitch1102 April 27, 2020
Get the Waste of timemug. Drinking enough moonshine at a hoedown to misbehave to an excessive level of insanity but joyous insanity.
Dr V was so hoedown-wasted everyone in his circle had the best time, riding the bull and line dancing, until the morning, when a Dr V remedy was required.
by Ms Knows It January 5, 2023
Get the Hoedown-wastedmug. Drinking for 4 straight hours pissed off walking around at a party fucked up your friend part fucked up your chances of gettin the girl you wanted way worst than white girl wasted walk to your friends house gets picked up and put in the car comes home trys to fight your other friend gets picked up agin and goes to his room push your mom on the bed dad or step dad comes in and chokes slam you on the ground you talk shit and tell everything u shouldn't say punch a whole in the wall mom calls the cops put the hand cuffs on you you slam your head aginst the wall and leave a huge crack go into the hall way slam your head agin then go to jail
U need to stop before you get mikey wasted
If you can't hold your liqur don't drink or you'll get mikey wasted
If you can't hold your liqur don't drink or you'll get mikey wasted
by QeenB July 31, 2011
Get the Mikey Wastedmug. When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.
by ChodeyMcChode November 2, 2010
Get the ShitPiss Wastedmug. by crev man September 12, 2013
Get the sea wastemug. The 21st century generation of mindless, brainwashed imbeciles; with a primary concern of buying poor quality drugs and complaining about how shit their lives' are.
by educateyourself May 4, 2015
Get the waste generationmug.